How to Get Laid on Tinder: How I Banged 17 New Girls in 5 Weeks

Every guy out there wants to get laid on Tinder… that’s a fact.

But, not every guy knows how to get laid on Tinder, though.

Well, fortunately for you, I’ve cracked the code. Using this simple process, I’ve banged 17 new girls in just 5 weeks.

…and I’m here to show you how you can, too.

How to Get Laid on Tinder

Getting laid on Tinder is actually a lot easier than you’d think… once you know how.

Most guys flip and flop all over the place, never learning how to get laid on Tinder. Hell, most guys don’t even know how to get laid, PERIOD!

But, for those guys who know how to get laid on Tinder? Oh, my God. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

The biggest benefit of Tinder, in my opinion, is how easy and fast it is.

Yes, you still have to deal with flakes. Yes, you still have to put in some effort.

…but compared to doing cold approach, or day game? Oh my God, it’s so much faster.

Think about it… to meet 100 girls on the street would take you probably about 10 hours of non-stop approaching.

But to get 100 matches on Tinder? Using these tips you can do that in 30 minutes.

So, with that in mind, let’s crack to it.

The 5-Step Process to Get Laid on Tinder

I’ve boiled down getting laid on Tinder to a simple, 5-step process.

This has been scientifically tested (by me), by split-testing over 32 profiles, 184 openers, and 29,000 swipes.

Yeah. As you can tell, I put a lot of work into this. It’s literally the most scientifically proven, efficient way to get laid on Tinder.

My simple, 5-step process to get laid on Tinder is as follows:

1. Design The Perfect Profile
2. Swipe Properly (Most Guys Don’t Do This)
3. Use A Great Tinder Opener
4. Number or Snapchat Close
5. Seal The Deal in Person

Using just these 5 simple steps, I’ve literally banged over 100 girls from Tinder. Probably more at this point.

So please, for your own sake, listen up! This took years of testing to develop, and here it is for you, for free.

How to Get Laid on Tinder

Like I said, my simple, 5-step process is the best way to get laid on Tinder… period.

I’m going to go very in-depth here, but the basics are as follows.

First, design a profile that conveys high Sexual Marketplace Value (SMV).

Second, swipe properly (we’ll talk about this later).

Third, use a good opener. This is where most guys screw up.

Fourth, get a number or Snapchat close (I prefer Snapchat, and I’ll explain why).

Lastly, set up a date, and seal the deal. Bangtown USA, baby.

It’s really quite simple when you think about it…

…but, with that in mind, here’s the FULL scoop on how to get laid on Tinder.

Step 1. Design The Perfect Tinder Profile

Having the right profile is literally the most important thing out there.

I know, it’s shallow—but hey, that’s what Tinder is for.

For your profile you want to maximize three things:

1. Looks
2. Money
3. Status

That’s it. If you want to know how to turn a girl on, all you need to know are those three things. Looks, money, and status.

What if you don’t have these things? Well, no matter. I’ll talk about that, too.

…but, if you can master these three items, getting laid on Tinder is literally as easy as cake.

Optimize For Looks

The first thing you want to do is optimize for looks.

Seriously. Invest in some good images, because they’ll make it way easier to get laid.

If you can, get a professional photographer to take some pictures of you.

Personally, I just got a friend with a nice camera to take some pictures of me doing cool shit.

There’s two main things you want to show off for looks: your face, and your body.

If you don’t have a good face, that’s fine. If you do, show it off!

Second, you want to show your body off. If you have a good body, Tinder is easy.

I personally recommend my Body of an Alpha routine, which teaches you how to get the EXACT body type that women find attractive.

It’s literally designed for that, so consider checking it out. If not, just find a good workout routine and stick to it.

Optimize For Money

The second thing you want to do, is show off a little bit of that cash, if you’ve got some.

If not, that’s fine—but again, if you’ve got cash, why not show it off?

We’re not here to learn how to get a girlfriend. We’re here to learn how to get laid on Tinder.

That isn’t to say you can’t find a girlfriend on Tinder, because you can.

But this guide is dedicated solely to getting laid on Tinder, so we’re going to talk about that.

Optimize For Status

If you’ve got pictures of you in “high status” positions, then put those up there.

Part of understanding women is understanding that they’re attracted to high status men. I don’t make the rules, I just tell them how they are.

…and sometimes guys get mad that girls are attracted to money and status, but do you know what?

We’re the same way. A girl with a fat ass and huge tits is attractive to us. So deal with it.

If you’ve got pictures to trigger pre-selection, then that’s perfect.

This just means that you’ve got other girls who are interested in you.

For women, this is huge—girls want what other girls want.

So, make it clear that you’ve got other girls who want you.

Have A Good Tinder Bio

If you want to get laid on Tinder, you need to have a good bio.

A good tinder bio accomplishes two things:

1. It Screens Her For Interest
2. It Gives Her A Chance to Open You

Having a good Tinder bio screens her for interest.

In other words, if she doesn’t want to bang, she’ll swipe left.

Guys who put long, drawn-out bios, about what they like and don’t like, scream: “I’m looking for a relationship!”

Guys whose Tinder bio has some dumb, funny joke or comment, screams: “I’m not looking for anything serious!”

Do so accordingly. Take a look at my own Tinder bio down below and feel free to copy it for yourself.

Link Social Media (Instagram, Facebook, Spotify)

This is another little Tinder tip that most guys aren’t aware of.

One of the biggest hangups girls have about banging guys on Tinder, is that they don’t know you.

For all they know, you could be some creep, or a stalker.

So, if you link your social media accounts to Tinder, it will make her feel more comfortable with you.

In addition to this, if she likes the same music that you do (which she can tell if you link Spotify), that’s another bonus.

My Tinder Profile Example

There’s a few shots from my Tinder profile right above. Do you see the point?

I have a total of 9 pictures, but let’s focus on these three for a minute.

What do you think a girl notices when she sees these pictures?

First off, she sees that I’m jacked. This is an instant attraction trigger.

In the second picture, I’m jacked, on top of a Corvette ZR1, and look like an asshole.

As I said, wealth is an attraction trigger—so if you’ve got wealth, then show it off.

Another important thing to note, is that I’m flipping the camera off. This is key.

You want a “balance” in your Tinder profile, to trigger both comfort AND attraction.

Me flipping the camera off makes me look like a total douchebag… but, do you know what?

I also have a picture of my Mom and I on Mother’s Day in my profile, too. What does this accomplish?

It shows that I’m an asshole with a sweet side. Girls literally go fucking crazy for guys like that.

Seriously. When you can learn how to be an asshole, but still be a little bit sweet and protective when the time comes, she will LOVE YOU for it.

Now let’s talk about the third picture. It’s actually a video, but I just took a screenshot and blurred the girl’s face out.

It’s a video of me, at a hookah bar, with two girls putting the hookah hoses in my face, trying to get me buzzed.

Again, what do you think this shows? It shows women that I’m SAFE, because other women like me.

That’s the magic of pre-selection right there.

My Tinder Bio (Tinder Bio Examples For Guys)

Like I said before, the right Tinder bio can make or break you…

Fortunately enough, you don’t need to put in a lot of effort here.

Simply using one of my patented, highly researched Tinder bios will work:

• “Hmu if you’re a bad bitch”
• “Let’s say we met fighting over the last shot of fireball”
• “I’m an aspiring musician, so become a groupie while you still can”

Any of these Tinder bios will absolutely work 100% of the time, because they’re gold.

You don’t even have to know how to text a girl that well, since half of the time she’ll be opening you (see screenshots for proof).

Remember, the goal of your Tinder bio is two fold:

1. Show That You’re Not Looking For Anything Serious
2. Give Her A Chance to Open You

Take a look at the images up above. Those are all from girls opening ME, due to my bio.

One of them literally even said: “I’m not a bad bitch, but I give good head.”

How much easier could it get than that? Do you see how easy it is when you use this system?

Step 2. Swipe Properly

Now, I know what you’re thinking… “Jon, what does that even mean? Swipe properly?”

Yep. Swipe properly. Most guys don’t know how to swipe properly on Tinder.

Swiping properly on Tinder means one thing: swipe right on everyone.

Yep, that’s right. No, it doesn’t mean you have to fuck them all. But just swipe properly.

Most guys deliberate over each girl, and over analyze each potential Tinder match.

But do you know what that does? This does two things:

1. You Waste Too Much Time
2. You Come From A Scarcity Mindset

When you think about each and every profile you might swipe on, you waste a shit ton of time.

Why would you deliberate over all these girls, when you don’t even know if you’ll match with them yet?

You shouldn’t. It’s stupid. Just swipe right on everyone, and then filter out your matches later.

The second thing that swiping properly does, is it ensures you have an abundance mindset.

I talk a lot about mindset on this blog, for a reason: it’s really, REALLY fucking important.

Seriously. Read this article on mindset if you don’t believe me.

When you only swipe on the hottest girls on Tinder, you’ll get very few matches.

What does this do? It unconsciously makes you think that you need to be REALLY careful with these girls.

Why? Because you only have a few matches. But if you swipe right on everyone?

You’ll have hundreds of matches, and suddenly you won’t be too worried if one girl doesn’t like you.

So, what’s the lesson, gentlemen? Swipe right, on every single girl.

Is Tinder Gold Worth It?

A lot of guys get stingy and don’t want to spend the extra $15/month on Tinder Gold.

In my opinion, Tinder Gold is 100% worth it. You can get laid so much faster with it.

Here’s what you get with Tinder Gold:

• Unlimited Swipes
• Rewind Swipes
• 5 Super Likes Per Day
• 1 Free Boost Each Month
• Change Your Location
• See Who Likes You

Just the unlimited swipes makes it worth it, but everything else is great, too.

The 5 super likes each day is also a great bonus. In my opinion, super likes work.

Some guys say they’re needy or desperate, but I’ve banged tons of girls from super likes.

It filters through the clutter and they see you immediately when you super like them.

You also get one free boost each month, which is great. Boosts are the key to get laid fast.

All you do with a boost is you wait until a time where girls are swiping a lot.

I usually wait until 10pm-12am on a Thursday or Friday night to use my boosts.

Statistically, this is when most people swipe on Tinder.

One boost gets me up to 30-50 new likes, IMMEDIATELY, and a ton more the next day.

In addition to that, being able to see who likes you can help you get laid really fast.

If you don’t want to get Tinder Gold, that’s fine—but I highly recommend it.

Think about it… if it allows you to bang just one new girl each week, it’s already paid off.

Tinder Plus vs. Tinder Gold

Tinder Plus has most of the benefits of Tinder Gold, except one.

With Tinder Plus, you can’t see who likes you. That’s it.

Tinder Plus is $9.99/month and Tinder Gold is $14.99/month.

Personally I’ll just pay the extra $5/month to see who likes me.

…but the bare minimum is to get Tinder Plus.

If you’re serious about getting laid on Tinder, you need to buy this shit.

Trust me on this. I’ve done thousands of split tests, and this is the way to go.

You have unlimited likes, free boosts, free super likes, and more.

This means you can screen through literally thousands of girls at least 10x faster than before.

So, if you’re serious about getting laid on Tinder, I’d highly recommend you buy Tinder Plus at the least.

Step 3. Use Good Tinder Openers

Most guys don’t know how to open a girl properly on Tinder.

In fact, I’d say that 99% of Tinder openers are complete garbage.

A good Tinder opener does two things:

1. It screens her for interest
2. It makes her want to respond

That’s it. Don’t worry about fancy bullshit openers that don’t work.

Instead, focus on these two things. Why? It’s simple, really.

First off, you want to screen a girl HARD, to know she’s down to fuck.

Otherwise, you’re probably wasting your time. In fact, you’re most definitely wasting your time.

That’s why most of my PUA openers are flirtatious and sexual right off the bat.

The girls who aren’t interested won’t even respond, or might even unmatch.

…but the girls who are interested? They’ll respond right away, so you know who to focus your time on.

Second, a good opener makes her want to respond. It teases her and it builds intrigue and curiosity.

That’s why lame openers like “Hey!” or “I like your shirt!” are just that… fucking lame.

Instead, try using some of the openers I’ve tested. They’re by far the best Tinder openers out there.

Three of the Best Tinder Pickup Lines

Like I said, a good Tinder opener does two things.

First off, it screens her for interest. If she’s not interested, she won’t respond.

Second, it creates curiosity and intrigue. This is key.

Most guys have lame ass Tinder openers, and even if they’re attractive, she won’t respond.

Understand that girls are literally FLOODED with thirsty, desperate guys on Tinder, who have lame openers.

So, if you have a good Tinder profile, AND you use a good Tinder opener, it’s super easy to stand out.

Here are, in my opinion, the 3 best Tinder openers out there:

1. “You look like trouble.”
2. “Fuck, marry, kill… Me, Hitler, and me again. GO!”
3. “I swiped right because of your personality.”

These three Tinder openers are absolute gold. Now let me explain why.

3 Best Tinder Openers (Best Tinder Pickup Lines)

Like I said before, a good Tinder opener is meant to do two things.

First, it screens her for sexual availability. Second, it makes her want to respond.

Those three lines are some of the best Tinder openers out there, for this reason.

Take a look at the conversation above. Notice how I used Tinder opener #3.

Do you see how smoothly that went? It’s pretty easy when you use a good opener.

Just remember those three lines:

• “You look like trouble.”
• “Fuck, marry, kill… Me, Hitler, and me again. GO!”
• “I swiped right because of your personality.”

Like I said… those are some of the best Tinder openers out there.

I’ve split tested them on literally over 10,000 girls, and they work extremely well.

Step 4. Get Her Number

Ah, how to get a girl’s number on Tinder… this is something that’s a lot easier than you think.

If you followed the first three steps properly, getting her number will be very easy.

Why? Again, it’s simple—it’s based on the concept of screening.

If she replies to the openers I gave you, she’s most likely down to fuck.

All you have to do is slowly lead the conversation towards getting her number.

Take a look at the example above. Notice how I slowly guide the conversation towards getting her number.

There’s basically two ways to get a girl’s number on Tinder:

1. Direct
2. Indirect

Usually, I opt for the more indirect way, because it’s a lot smoother—but you can do either one.

For the indirect method, always steer the conversation towards asking for her number.

One way you can do this, is pose a question/statement, and say the only way to find out is to get her number.

So, for example, you say she’s trouble. Then maybe she says you’ll have to find out.

Then, you would say: “Haha, well there’s only one way I can do that then…”

She will, of course, ask what it is. Then, you say: “By you giving me your number.”

Easy, peasy. The direct method is easy, as well. You basically just ask for her number/Snapchat.

Tinder Number vs. Snapchat Close: Which is Better?

I used to go straight for the number before… but I’ve since changed my mind.

Now, in my opinion, the best closer is to get her Snapchat.

Why? Because her being able to watch your stories does two things:

1. It Builds Value
2. It Creates Comfort

When she’s watching you do cool shit all day on your story, she will become more attracted to you.

On top of this, she will also become more COMFORTABLE with you, which is key if you want to bang her.

So, long story short, I almost always ask her for her Snapchat, unless I just want to call her instead (if there’s a high chance of banging that night).

Step 5. Set Up The Date

For this method, if you purely want to get laid, it’s best to just invite her over for a movie.

Yeah, yeah—I know it sounds cheesy, and the whole “Netflix and chill” thing has been done a thousand times.

…but girls aren’t stupid. They know if they get a guy’s number from Tinder, and go to his house, sex will likely happen.

If she’s not comfortable with going directly to your house, that’s fine—just set up a coffee date.

Go on the coffee date with her, build comfort, and after you’ve connected a bit, invite her back to your place.

Just say you want to watch a movie, or better yet, you’ve got some drinks at your place you want to share.

99% of the time this method will work, unless you’re extremely creepy in person.

If so, you’ve got some work to do. Read through the archives on my blog and apply my advice.

If you’re relatively normal however, you will get laid 99% of the time… 100% of the time.

How to Get Laid on Tinder

Here’s where the magic happens, gentlemen. Most guys screw this part up.

Like I said, Tinder is a numbers game. It’s all about doing the numbers.

Out of 100 matches, you’ll get maybe 10 numbers, 5 dates, and 2-3 hookups.

These aren’t bad odds, however. Always remember rejection is never personal.

If you use my method, most of the numbers you get will be high quality numbers.

In other words, because you screened them at first, they will be very DTF.

How to Get Dates From Tinder

Look at the conversation picture I placed above—that’s from an old Tinder hookup.

We actually started dating, too. Notice my tone in the conversation, though. Study it.

I’m not too eager to meet up, but I’m pushing for a definitive time/date.

That’s your job as the man—set the time and date. The sooner, the better.

Once you get a number or Snapchat from Tinder, you need to get the lay FAST.

Why? Because girls have a “window of opportunity” where they’re willing to sleep with you.

In my experience, if you don’t make it happen within a week, it’s usually not going to happen.

Now, this isn’t always the case. If you talk to her a lot and build a connection, you can draw this out.

But even so, it’s better to set up a time/date fast. If you can do it the same night, that’s even better.

Best Tinder Date Ideas

Personally, I start with just inviting girls over usually. Most of them are down.

If they’re hesitant, I’ll find something cheap and fun, nearby, so they can meet me in public.

For example, I used to live by a dog park, so I’d invite girls over to “sneak in” and have a beer there.

It was nice, because it was kind of “bad,” like we were “breaking the rules” or something, which was adventurous.

It was also a block away from my place, so we could walk back there as soon as I felt she was comfortable with me.

You can also do coffee at a nearby coffee shop. Talk to her, and if you have chemistry, invite her back.

Just say something like: “Hey, you wanna have drinks at my place? I’ve got some vodka that’s pretty nice,” or something.

It doesn’t really matter what you say. Just give her a reason to come back, and if she’s comfortable, she will.

Tinder Date Hookup (From 1st Date to Sex)

This is the most critical part. Like I said, if you use my process, most of the girls who give you their number are DTF.

From here it’s just about making some small talk and setting up a time/place to meet up.

When you’re with her, learn how to escalate properly, and most importantly, look for Indicators of Interest (IOI’s).

Common indicators of interest, or IOI’s, would be things like:

• She touches your shoulder
• She laughs at everything you say
• She sits close next to you and cuddles up

Sometimes, girls will give you mixed signals. This is when she acts attracted, but then pulls away. Usually, it’s because she wants to bang you, but is afraid of seeming too “slutty.”

This is why it’s on you to take the lead. She’s not going to just pull your pants down and start sucking your dick.

I mean, hey, maybe she will—it’s happened to me before. But most likely, she’ll want you to take the lead.

Learn how to kiss a girl properly, and take your time. Girls need lots of foreplay to get turned on.

From here, just start slowly escalating. Slowly start touching her, feeling her up, and whatnot.

Take off her shirt, keep kissing, then take off her bra, and so on, and so forth.

I’m not going to get TOO explicit here… that’s in the full Tinder guide down below.

Improving Retention Rate

Now, if you want to bang a lot of girls, and KEEP banging them, you need to learn how to fuck a girl properly, and give her great sex.

I already wrote an article on it, so check it out. When you give a girl great sex, even if it’s just a “Tinder hookup,” she’ll come back for more.

Seriously. Girls get addicted to your dick when you master the art of giving her great sex. It’s unreal. Learn how to last longer in bed, and if you can last for just 15-20 minutes, I promise she will always come back for more.

Since most guys are absolutely terrible in bed, when you can make her cum and make her squirt, she’ll literally be BLOWING UP your phone forever.

Check out my guide to the Sex God Method if you haven’t already. It’s basically a framework to give girls amazing sex, so they keep coming back for more.

Another thing you can do is research some sex enhancing supplements. I compiled a list of the best male enhancement supplements a while ago, so I urge you to give that a read.

Want A Full Tinder Guide?

If you enjoyed the article, I would HIGHLY consider getting my eBook: “The Art of Tinder.”

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Anyways man, I hope you enjoyed the article. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to let me know down below… and as always, I’ll see you next time!